MOVE YOUR MOUSE — HE FOLLOWS IT
Bombo Latcho
Male · 500 · Somewhere off the highway
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5Ky18V8NdfRYaVrjBGkByUNVWPHbo4MfD2naT4ezpumplaunched thru pump.fun. he does not know what this is.Bombo Latcho's Details
| Status: | Out |
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| Here for: | Being seen, networking |
| Hometown: | The gap under the deck |
| Body type: | Round / soft |
| Height: | 2'11" (disputed) |
| Zodiac Sign: | Not applicable |
| Children: | Rumored |
| Occupation: | Occurring |
| Income: | A bag of chips |
How you know it's him
- about three feet. round. no neck to speak of.
- blue on the outside, cream down the front.
- peach bill. barely opens it.
- two eyes, black, wet-looking, always facing you.
- three toes, spread wide, quiet on gravel.
- makes no sound. except when he hums. then he stops.
if it was tall, that wasn't him.
if it ran at you, that wasn't him.
Bombo Latcho's Interests
| General | Standing. The space behind chain-link. Humming. Plastic bags that move on their own. Being described incorrectly. |
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| Music | Whatever the gas station is playing at 2AM. Wants and Needs. |
| Movies | Security footage. Anything with a parking lot in it. |
| Television | Static. The Weather Channel. Static again. |
| Books | The laminated menu. |
| Heroes | The guy who didn't scream. Debbie K. My mom (folkloric). |
Bombo Latcho's Blurbs
About me:
nobody made me up. i have been here. your great-grandmother called me something else and she was also correct.
i am about three feet tall. i am blue. i am usually behind something — a deck, a dumpster, the second row of a parking lot, the part of the field where the grass gets tall. if you see me it does not mean anything bad. it does not mean anything at all, honestly. i'm just out.
people keep filing reports. there is no case. there is no pattern. i am not a warning. i went to the store.
(if you have seen me: you are not in trouble and neither am i. put it on the wall.)
Who I'd like to meet:
whoever left the plastic bag by the ice machine. no beef. genuinely just curious about the plan there.
anyone who can confirm the year.
my mom. folkloric. probably also blue.
Bombo Latcho's Profile Song
wants and needs
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Bombo Latcho's Pics
taken by other people, mostly at bad hours, always slightly too far away.
MY FAVE!!
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Bombo Latcho's Videos
the promo· starts with the sound off · turn it up if you want
"between the trees"· 00:06 · 6 frames of him, 174 of grass
Bombo Latcho's Friends Comments
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Jun 14 2026 11:52 PM
saw u behind the dollar general. u waved. i waved. ok. that's it that's the comment
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Jun 09 2026 4:04 AM
wasn't gonna say anything for two years. saying something.
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May 30 2026 2:19 PM
my grandmother described you EXACTLY in 1961 and the whole family said she was just tired. she was NOT just tired.
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May 22 2026 1:38 AM
bro why is it always the ice machine
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May 11 2026 9:47 PM
we should link up. i'm free after dusk. every dusk.
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Apr 28 2026 6:15 PM
you're welcome for the sandwich. eat something green next time.
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